“50 shades of Maple Glen. A person of a form suburban residence with a sexy twist,” commences off a Redfin actual estate listing for a five-bed room, two-and-a-50 % rest room dwelling in the Philadelphia suburbs, about 40 minutes north of the metropolis. And boy, are they not kidding.
Just after listing luxury amenities these types of as 3 fireplaces, hardwood flooring, and a connoisseur kitchen area with stainless metal appliances, granite counter tops, and a marble backsplash, the listing goes on to describe the home’s entirely completed stroll-out basement that contains a health club and a fifth bedroom that is at present staying utilized as a “private grownup sexual oasis.”
The listing notes that it can also be transformed back again to a regular suburban basement.
Now, you may perhaps be asking yourself no matter whether or not there are pics of the sexual intercourse dungeon and I am happy to report that without a doubt there are!
And yes, the home does come completely furnished, as you can see from additional images in the listing.
You have to acknowledge, it’s essentially somewhat tastefully embellished for a intercourse dungeon, with animal conceal toss rugs and home furnishings that seems to be like it could have appear from Pottery Barn put all around the numerous bondage contraptions, whips, and chains.
To the shock of no a person, it didn’t choose extensive for the story of the residence to go viral in Philadelphia, and from there it distribute about the web like wildfire—lest everyone wonder why “sex dungeon” is now trending on Twitter.
The sexual intercourse dungeon in this suburban Philly residence which is shown on Redfin is way cleaner than I would have anticipated https://t.co/Q9dYzfZfgF
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) February eight, 2019
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— Lorena Cupcake Absolutely free NUDY (@lorenacupcake) February eight, 2019
Damn. Would have to live in Pennsylvania, but that price tag/sqft! https://t.co/nW3jZU26ZC
— Bud Elliott 🔌 (@BudElliott3) February eight, 2019
can we talk about this getting the motivational quote on the exercise routine/sexual intercourse dungeon room’s wall pic.twitter.com/hYXvaCCI4U
— Morgan Moriarty (@Morgan_Moriarty) February eight, 2019
“For sale: sex dungeon, slightly used”
— T H E VV O R S T (@MilfParade) February 8, 2019
It can be been a extended week, I imagine we all necessary the sexual intercourse dungeon authentic estate listing currently.
— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) February eight, 2019
Community Philadelphia reporter Brian Hickey only narrowly conquer out digital media outlets like Slate and BuzzFeed to the story:
Buzzfeed and Slate have just named the real estate agent. This is pleasurable. “My phone is blowing up.” pic.twitter.com/nzLCpMmN5s
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) February 8, 2019
The current asking cost of the dwelling is a modest $750,000, and the listing notes that it currently serves as an Airbnb property (you can see the listing right here) that rakes in $750 per night on weekdays and $two,000 for every night time on the weekends “for private parties or amusement.”
In other terms, BYO Lysol!